Pre-rental agreement.
January 26th, 2010
for east side hipsters.
(the start of something good)
by kategetty and katebower.
1. must have journal. web journals a plus.
2. must own bicycle as primary mode of transport, and be able to discuss said bicycle at length.
3. beach cruisers and single-speeds/fixies only, no mtn bikes allowed.
3a) if you have baseball cards in your spokes, you must have a story behind each one. most should refer to ex-girlfriends.
4. must have garden or plans to start one.
5. must not own television OR only use it for movies (no cable) OR watch it ironically.
6. must not own deoderant. OR only have that hippy shit that doesn’t help, while calling your BO ironic.
7. must tell everyone you compost when you really just throw banana peels and egg shells in a pile in yer yard.
8. coke problem, a plus.
9. references from a cool bartender or dj from beauty bar, not a bad idea.
10. scarves and vests. nuff said.
via latfh.com
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you forgot the part where if you have children or pets they need to have old-people names like oscar or ruby.
11. if you have children or pets they need to have old-people names like oscar or ruby.
You also forgot black thick rimmed glasses. Add that you and perfectly described at least one ex of mine.